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I went to Target today because I had nothing else to do. I wanted to drive somewhere and ended up here.

After parking, I ran into this beauty:



Yep. Fox Mulder exists. And he drives a Volkswagen Passat. Anyway, whoever drives this car is awesome.

Initially, I thought I'd get a case and some cleaner for my Macbook Pro and iPod Touch. After looking at the prices (25 bucks for a case D:) I remembered I had an Apple gift card and should visit the Apple store soon.

Then I stalked around looking for other things to buy. I briefly thought about purchasing underwear. Even after looking at their 'fancier' line (Merano or something like that), none of them seemed very pleasant to wear. After snagging a couple of pairs at H&M a year ago, every lower middle-range cost boxer briefs pale in comparison. I want my underwear to fit snugly and have pretty designs for ten dollars :(

As I wandered around, I ran into this:



They're trashcans. Ed Hardy trashcans. Embellishing trash with trash? Ingenious. This recursion is blowing my mind. The best part about them was that they was in the clearance section.

I mosied on over to the fitness section where I looked at all the multivitamins and protein supplements. I think I'm going to buy one of those whey protein bulkers and a shake bottle for when I go down to UCLA. I'm going to set goals for myself: be fit. Yeah. I've realized that I need to grow up and show some respect for my body because I'm not going to be naturally skinny forever. Plus, I need to lose my whole "who the fuck cares about what other people think of me" attitude. That is something I'll address in a later entry.

Also: 15 lb weights = $20 :[ I'm going to have to keep up my work out routine this last week by doing elevated push ups. That, or go to Brian's house more often and use that fun rowing machine.

In the end, I didn't buy a thing. I'm pretty fickle when it comes to purchasing things for myself. If I think about it for more than five minutes, I find some reason to not like it.

I looked at my phone. It was only 6. Gah. I didn't want to go home so early. I eventually settled on browsing the store for another hour and taking more pictures of things I thought were funny. Here are the results:



Lol at: inflatable donkey, target on its ass, child unwittingly performing lewd acts.



Seriously, people need to have their water flavored? This is pretty sad.



I like how it also enhances bust size. Really though, if girls wanted to do this, couldn't they just use a bobby pin or something? Also, wouldn't this make it a bitch to take off a bra? Like in emergency sexual situations?

Guy: -undoes girlfriend's bra hook. bra stays on- Uh.
Girl: Oh! -giggle- Sweetie, wait, hold on. I need to undo my Strap Perfect, too!
Guy: ._.



Yeah, I've seen the commercial and it looks really painful. And terrifying. I was going to text this to Brian, but I thought the Mulder car was enough.



This just kinda looks like a fat chick hugged a tree and Target decided to market it as a utensil organizer. Yeah, that's what it is. A utensil organizer.





This looks like the most kickass game of clue ever. Text messages? Walkie talkies? I would have liked to see Scully and Mulder in here though. OR an "Agent Orange" lols.



It was a book full of these. The top half was empty so that the kid could draw pictures of whatever they wrote. Seeing this made me kinda sad. Made me wish I had kids.

Anyway, I'm supposed to be in Emeryville tomorrow with the Sis. I hope it's still going on. I'm missing Ren Faire in Casa de Fruta for this. We'll see how that pans out.